Today we braved the portrait studio in an attempt to capture some Christmas pictures. Part of me thinks I shouldn’t post these, since we will be sending out Christmas cards with these pictures, but I’m not a very patient person so I’ll just post them now. Just pretend like you are in shock and awe when you receive a card from us!
Thankfully my mom came with us today to help me wrangle the kids. Well, Anthony is really the only one who needs wrangling but these days it is a 2 person job. In all honesty I think Anthony could use a whole team of handlers to help keep him in line!
We adorned the kids in their festive holiday attire and headed to the mall for our appointment. We got set up in our room to start the pictures, and decided to do some of Madeline by herself. Of course Madeline did wonderfully. The hardest part was getting her to smile naturally instead of her cheesy smile she likes to do for pictures.
Eventually we decided to add Anthony to the mix and it was at this point that our portrait session quickly started to go downhill! If you haven’t seen Anthony recently, you should know that he is a mover and a shaker. Once he mastered the art of walking he quickly moved on to sprinting. He looks like a wild man when he gets going, but he is a man on a mission…getting away from wherever he needs to be ASAP!
The photographer kept instructing us, “put Anthony next to Madeline, and have their backs facing each other, and Madeline put your arm around Anthony.” By the time I got Anthony on the floor in a sitting position I only had time to quick dive away from the camera so that she could try to get a shot before Anthony jumped up and took off running for the door. There were more exciting things outside of the room, apparently.
I don’t think the photographer understood the urgency of the situation. I would quick throw Anthony on the floor hoping that he would land in some sort of position that would be acceptable to photograph, and the photographer would just sit there waiting for all of the stars to align so she could get the perfect shot. My mom and I were literally doing aerobics trying to wrangle Anthony and in between chasing him we were jumping up and down like fools, shrieking and making all sorts of crazy faces hoping that we could shock Anthony into sitting still for a split second while he tried to figure out why we were acting like such lunatics.
I honestly just wanted to tell the girl to forget it because we could not get Anthony to sit still, I was sweating, and Madeline just wanted to go get a pretzel. We did persevere and by some act of God we ended up with some surprisingly good shots. So here are the highlights of our little session.
Notice Anthony’s signature bruise on his forehead.
He was supposed to sit on this stool. Instead he climbed all over it and picked it up and stomped all over the room acting like some sort of Godzilla-like creature.
Here he is sitting, just seconds away from jumping up and running out of the room.
Madeline stood nice and still, and was so agreeable. What a difference 2 years makes!
Madeline doing her best to hold Anthony down. It was a group effort.
Madeline was not amused by Anthony’s antics at this point. Anthony on the other hand was having a great time torturing us!
Madeline trying to pin him down again.
Anthony almost ready to make a run for it, Madeline with visions of pretzels in her mind.
So that about summarizes our morning at the portrait studio. It wasn’t a complete bust since we did end up with some decent pictures, but my mom and I did need a Diet Coke when it was all said and done. Part of me looks forward to the time when they will both be calm and compliant, but at the same time that is just so boring. There is never a dull moment with these kids, and I like it that way!







































